my head hurts

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 07:31:47 GMT

AYIYI Im an embarrasment to my fellow citizens

Sat, 09 Apr 2005 09:17:38 GMT

today I got called a retarded white trash bitch by a man with a beer belly and a wife with a mullet.

Dedicated to my fellow white trash citizens.

nuff said

Sat, 26 Feb 2005 05:24:29 GMT

yay for seattle

Tue, 18 Jan 2005 07:19:21 GMT

Im home but my moms not speaking to me, becuase I told her that grandma looked like a constipated snapping turtle. I miss everyone ------------------------------------------------------------- that much!

Sun, 02 Jan 2005 06:08:56 GMT

Tue, 28 Dec 2004 08:57:05 GMT

Today was eerie, Caito crashed and burned on Amos scooter, and we witnessed a high speed accident. Not only that but I have a date with a European guy named Andre. I won him.

TIme for Christmas lights

Thu, 09 Dec 2004 06:09:47 GMT

Satsuma seasons ending.

Its hard to say goodbye, but Simba said he would be my therapist.

wisconsin praises the day you died

Sun, 28 Nov 2004 19:58:30 GMT

In 1996, the city of Milwaukee raised more than $400,000 to buy Dahmer's gruesome collection of tools, photographs and the famous refrigerator. Terrified somebody might purchase the items and create a Jeffrey Dahmer Museum, the city elders simply bought the motley collection and incinerated the lot, hoping to lay to rest the grisly ghosts which haunted Milwaukee.

"This was not about hate. I never hated anyone. I knew I was sick or evil, or both. Now I have some peace."

all my homies and me

Wed, 24 Nov 2004 03:01:56 GMT

These foo's* are now at a video store near you!

*Used for Lindso's entertainment

summary of the weekend

Mon, 15 Nov 2004 02:54:52 GMT

will you be his friend?

HOLY GUACOMOLE

Wed, 03 Nov 2004 05:54:24 GMT

I thought the movies we watched over the weekend were scary, but nothing is a scary as whats happening right now! on a lighter note I have a gazillion pounds of candy, and halloween was grandola!

Fri, 29 Oct 2004 04:54:21 GMT

I forgot to carve a pumpkin.

Look what a mess i've caused

If you're obese chances are you're a member of the unhappiest club on earth!

Sat, 23 Oct 2004 08:07:46 GMT

why cant everyday be filled with satsumas,sourpunch straws, WARM french bread, cookies, and glorious lifetime movies?

wait it can

I love Slot machines

Sun, 17 Oct 2004 23:43:20 GMT

I now own the coolest shoes in the entire world.. beat that

and that monkey has the coolest nose

they swear a lot

Sun, 10 Oct 2004 04:37:00 GMT

The Devils Backbone was really neat, but I was kind of dissapointed that the backbone never talked.

Amyio was on the same wavelength as the gay guy, he's special, eh?

so guess what guys and dolls

Fri, 08 Oct 2004 01:45:54 GMT

a debate shindig tomorrow, so be there or be a dinosaur oh and its at the *place* and it will all happen at the *time* *names and dates were changed for your safety.

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 03:13:45 GMT

Lindsey found me a super neat hat, and I decided the next time I have a European History test I shall wear it. That way maybe I wont fail.

I cant wait for the Amish movie on lifetime, in 52 minutes.

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 05:51:35 GMT

+ + + CANDY = A super neat Halloween!

wowowowow Subway cookies sound mighty good

Tue, 28 Sep 2004 05:22:13 GMT

I guess he likes cookies just as much as I do.

Sat, 25 Sep 2004 07:32:51 GMT

Gelukkige Verjaardag
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag
Ευτυχή γενέθλια
Buon Compleanno
Feliz aniversario
С днем рождения
or.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

It's a par-tay at 7:32 in the morning!

Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:54:14 GMT

I thought everything was going to be fine, and then I remembered that I turn back into a pumpkin at midnight

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 03:58:15 GMT

J'ai de tels amis merveilleux

Reese Witherspoon, you are the real Miss America

Sun, 19 Sep 2004 05:54:39 GMT

maybe one day Ill be as awesome as they are

Mon, 13 Sep 2004 03:40:43 GMT

1-800-876-2879 (MAURY)

Sat, 11 Sep 2004 06:03:48 GMT

If you know a man with an unusually long curly beard with birdies in it,

and looks kinda like a mountain-man,

you could be a guest.